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The HOA Minutes for Larkspur Court Mention a Thirteenth House

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These are the meeting minutes of a twelve-home homeowners association, kept by its volunteer secretary. A resident passed them to me with the names changed. The only things removed are phone numbers and a very long dispute about a hedge. LARKSPUR COURT HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION Regular Meeting Minutes — March 12 Called to order 7:03 PM at the community clubhouse (the Lindqvists' garage, again, since the clubhouse roof is still being "assessed"). Present: Gary Lindqvist (President), Brenda Szymanski (Treasurer), Dolores Whitfield (Secretary), Hal Pruitt, Tomasz Wrona, and five other residents per the sign-in sheet. Quorum met, 10 of 12 lots represented. Old business: The door on cluster mailbox unit 7 still sticks. Motion to hire a locksmith, Szymanski. Second, Wrona. Passed. New business: Mr. Pruitt asked when the association will send a violation letter to 13 Larkspur Court about the condition of the lawn. Chair Lindqvist stated there is no 13 Larkspur Court. Lots are...

Room Seven Was Decommissioned in 2019. It's Still Resetting Itself.

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The following is an internal chat log from FrightNight Escape Rooms, a mid-sized escape room company with locations in two cities. It was shared with us by a former employee who asked that real names be replaced with initials. Timestamps are accurate; some unrelated small talk has been trimmed. #ops-overnight J.R. 11:47 PM anybody know why room 7 shows up on the motion sensor panel tonight. thought that whole wing got decommissioned M.K. 11:52 PM it did, years before I started here. "The Cellar" I think it was called. Props malfunction during a test run, somebody got hurt, nothing crazy, a prop wall came loose and clipped a guy's shoulder. Company sealed it instead of fixing it, cheaper that way apparently, and it's been off the booking system ever since J.R. 11:53 PM weird that they'd seal a whole room over one wall. we fix stuff like that all the time in the other rooms M.K. 11:53 PM that's what I thought too honestly. always figured there was more to ...

Something Was Drilling Holes Around My Shanty at 2 A.M.

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This is a text thread between two brothers, February 6–7. Ray gave it to me and asked me to post it. Times are as they appear on the phone. I've changed the name of the lake. FRIDAY CODY 9:14 PM made it out. ice is 14 inches at the launch, drilled 3 holes already. shanty is a mess tho, somebody left a bag of wet bait in here and it smells like a gas station bathroom RAY 9:31 PM you said saturday morning CODY 9:32 PM saturday morning everybody and their dog is out here. i like it empty. nobody yelling about their sonar. feels like i own the lake RAY 9:33 PM you own nothing. wear the bibs CODY 9:33 PM wearing the bibs mom CODY 9:58 PM lost a glove. one glove. i had two when i left the truck i swear RAY 10:02 PM check your hood CODY 10:04 PM it was in my hood RAY 10:04 PM dummy CODY 10:40 PM nothing biting. zero. heater's running, thermos is hot, i have a ham sandwich that's mostly bread. there's a couple other shanties lit up way across the lake, tiny yellow s...

The Dollhouse Matches Our House, Down to Rooms That Don't Exist Yet

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Transcript excerpt, "Local Oddities" podcast, Episode 47. Guest is a homeowner who asked to be identified only by her first name, Marlene. HOST: So just to set this up for people listening — you bought a dollhouse at an estate sale, and you're telling me it's an exact replica of your actual house. MARLENE: Down to details I didn't even notice about my own house until the dollhouse pointed them out to me, if that makes sense. The crack in the porch step. The way the kitchen window doesn't sit quite square in its frame. Little things. Things you live with every day and stop actually seeing. HOST: How'd you even end up with it? MARLENE: Estate sale, out in the county, nothing special about the listing. My husband Dave's the one who actually spotted it, he's into that kind of vintage craftsmanship, old model trains, that sort of hobby. He didn't think it looked like our house at first. Neither of us did, honestly, not right away. It was pa...

Station Zero: Rider Accounts, Compiled

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I run a small blog cataloging abandoned and decommissioned transit stations in this city — closed platforms, sealed tunnels, the handful of stops that got built and then quietly dropped from every map once ridership numbers came in low. Niche hobby, small readership, mostly other transit nerds who enjoy the same kind of forgotten-infrastructure trivia I do. I've been running it about six years now, mostly weekend research trips and long afternoons in the public records office, the kind of hobby that doesn't pay anything but keeps you pleasantly occupied. About four months ago I started getting submissions describing a station that doesn't appear on any map I've ever found, any archive I've ever pulled, any decommissioning record the transit authority has on public file. I get maybe one or two of these a year normally, usually somebody misremembering a real station under a wrong name. This one's different. I've had eleven separate submissions now, from peopl...

The Grave With No Name Has Two Dates the Same Year

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My grandmother left me the farm outright when she passed in April, which surprised everyone including me, since my brother Julian had done more of the actual work keeping the place running the last several years while I was living three states away. She left him the equipment and most of the savings instead, split fair enough on paper, but the land itself came to me, along with one handwritten instruction folded into the will that Julian and I both read a dozen times trying to make sense of. The candle at the west fence line gets lit every October the ninth, no matter what. Whoever holds the land holds that job now. Don't skip a year. Don't look back walking away from it. Neither of us had any idea what she meant at first. Took a full afternoon of walking the property boundary before we found it — a small family cemetery tucked against the tree line at the far west edge, six generations of Ortiz relatives under simple stone markers, most of them worn close to unreadable. And ...